dear my bad black blog:
yes. i’m talking to you my canned thoughts. i just want to refer to you as my bad, black blog basically because your background color is black and most of the stuff you contain is bad. and of course, you’re my freakin’ blog. ’nuff of the introductions, let’s get things rollin’, shall we?
i’ve applied for the position of staff nurse in st. luke’s medical center yesterday. i took an IQ exam (which i don’t know how would an 84-item exam that should be answered within 15 minutes measure one’s intelligence), a personality exam (which i also don’t know how would a 300-item exam can determine one’s personality if you can lie about all the questions in it) and an interview (which i really despise because the actually interview was only 1/100 the time i spend on waiting for my freakin’ turn).
actually bad black blog, applying for the position of a staff nurse, or any particular job is soo troublesome. i even went to hell just to get my SSS, NBI and other documents required for my application. kala ko dati, tapos na ang pagpila ko kung saan-saan after a graduated. i was damn wrong.
maybe eraserheads was right.
"field trip sa may pagawaan ng lapis ay katulad ng buhay natin. isang mahabang pila, mabagal at walang katuturan…"
mabuti nalang, bad black blog, my day wasn’t that bad. i was sitting in my spot in the line of damned applicants when the heavens smiled at me. napakanta pa nga ako eh.
My life is brilliant
My love is pure
I saw an angel
Of that I’m sure
She smiled at me on the subway
She was with another man
But I won’t lose no sleep on that
‘Cause I’ve got a plan
You’re beautiful
You’re beautiful
I saw your face
In a crowded place
And I don’t know what to do
You’re beautiful
You’re beautiful
But I can’t scape the truth
‘Cause I’ll never be with you
grabe. i was really bad at names pero i never, ever forget gorgeous girls, bad black blog. there she was… amanda griffin (for my bahaghari friends and my friends in chinese gen., you know who’s the amanda griffin i’m referring to.)!
grabe talaga. crush ko yun dati. tapos ngayon super-crush ko parin sya. para tuloy akong bata kahapon. kulang nalang umuhi ako sa pantalon ko. leche.
niwei, amanda had her interview ahead of me, thus umalis na sya afterwards. pupunta pa sya ng PRC para makuha yung board certificate nya. badtrip, kung nauna lang ako eh sana nasamahan ko sya. arg!!!
kaya balik nanaman sa tae ang buhay ko, bad black blog. alam mo naman na kapag i become bored, kung anu-anong kaweirduhan ang naiisip ko. gaya nito:
10 Things you should never say while applying as staff nurse in St. Luke’s Medical Center:
1. "Actually, Makati Med. was my first choice but…"
2. "I’m just waiting for my visa anytime now."
3. "I graduated from AMA School of Nursing."
4. "I’m gonna pass the next board exam, promise!"
5. "I would like to be a corporate slave in this money-hungry institution."
6. "This is the only remaining institution wherein I haven’t killed any patients."
7. "I’ve been suffering from bird flu for the past few days now."
8. "I’m a FPJ fan and I wanna work in the unit where he died."
9. "There’s this gorgeous nurse in CCU and I want to give her my modified sponge bath."
10. "I’ve heard that the patients in the private ward give generous tips, more than my salary in half a month."
’til next time, bad black blog. babayu!
